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    • factsmyguy:

    you ever ignore someone so long like when you’re finally ready to talk to them you don’t even have a good excuse to tell them like yeah I was dead for the past 2 years but I’m alive now wassup

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    • someone my age with money:
    yeah so I just bought this new car and-

    me:
    that's cool. I can't really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday

    untrustyou: “Maurizio Cattelan ”
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    • karaehl:

    40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

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